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标题: 《中英版》两极哲理之(九)“痴人梦话” [打印本页]

作者: 两极使者    时间: 2012-5-21 19:49
标题: 《中英版》两极哲理之(九)“痴人梦话”
两极哲理之(九)痴人梦话

我有一个坏习惯,就是常常在半夜醒来胡思乱想。说也奇怪,经常都有新鲜的东西在那时刻钻进脑袋?!不对,是由脑袋里钻出来?!这样说也觉得不太对,反正事实是夜里在胡思乱想就是了。偶尔我会把一些胡思乱想得来的新鲜东西在用餐时说给太太听,也许话题是真得太新鲜吧,太太听了常常喻为痴人梦话,脑袋过于闲空的缘故。
  

朋友,你知不知道进入天堂或西天是“MEMBERS ONLY”,而且这个只限会员已经在天堂实行了最少有几千年,谁想进入就须成为会员。在哪里申请呢?告诉你吧,当谁成为某些宗教团体的成员后,就自动成为天堂会员而有资格进入天堂。我逝世的老爸最清楚这条例,所以当他病危自知时日不多时,就赶快洗礼于基督教而成为当然的天堂会员,以便能在天堂里等侯我老母。我母亲是基督教徒,她老人家还健在,但她百年之后就肯定是去天堂,所以聪明的老爸捷足先登,要不然届时夫妇就得各居一方,不能长厢厮守而遗恨绵绵了。
  

询问式的调查资料显示:假设天堂与地狱只能选择其一的话,几乎所有的人百年之后都想去天堂而不想去地狱,包括笔者在内。但在全球约五十亿或更多人口中却估计有百分之十五到二十五的人没有信仰或信仰不合格而进不了天堂,借用行销学词汇,这个被遗失的百分之十五到二十五的市场,对天堂主管来说是个太庞大的数目,是不可忽视并必须去争取的市场
  

为了争取这个庞大市场天堂主管于是改变用了几千年的旧策略,而拟定了另一个新市场计划,
就是在约一百五十年前派遣了他的使者斯里拉马奎施纳
SRI RAMAKRISHNA 1836)及其他使者到印度及其他地方宣告人类各种宗教信仰均是殊途同归的讯息,因为它们都有共通性与共源性,都是朝同一个目标前进,譬如使人类向上向善即是例子。为了进一步巩固市场,天堂主管又在约一百年后再派遣其他男女使者到世界各地向人类宣告同样的讯息以加强天堂主管的新市场计划。当各种宗教信仰均是殊途同归的讯息达到预定的目标之后,天堂主管就会把进入天堂的资格修改为“Members and Qualified Persons Only),即只限会员及合格人士。所谓合格人士即是指无宗教信仰者但由于他的品德高尚而有资格进入天堂的人士。就像国家让那些外来的企业家居留一样,因为外来的企业家为国家带来财福。而天堂的合格人士则为天堂带来的财福是充足的善性能量(见第四篇《天地图》),这就是为什么天堂能接受非会员的道理。通过这种新的市场策略及新的安排,天堂主管以后就能接管这个被遗失的庞大非天堂会员市场了。当然,天堂主管还得要派遣新的使者来执行这项任务。那么这些新的使者几时会到来呢?他们又怎样来执行这项任务呢?先前提到的男女使者是谁呢?待下回有机会再说。对了,我差点忘了告诉你天堂主管是谁,信不信由你,就是大家都熟悉的上帝

笔者所述其言至此,暂时打住,也许属于梦话。


英文版
Part Nine:”Idiotic Somniloquy”
I have a bad habit, that is, when waking up at midnight, I tend to go off on wild flights of fancy. Strangely enough, new ideas often find their way into my mind on such occasions. To be more specific, new ideas keep coming out of my mind. Sometimes I share these ideas with my wife the following day at dinner. My wife would take it for idiotic somniloquy for their novelty and grotesqueness and attribute it to my over-leisureliness.

Dear friends, do you know that Paradise or Heaven is meant for members only? And such a state regarding admittance to Heaven has been a common practice in Heaven for several thousand years. In order to go to Heaven, you should first become a member. Where to apply for membership then? To tell you the truth, the moment you become a believer of a religion, you become a member of Heaven. My father had very good understanding of this rule. When he was dying of an illness, he hastily had himself baptized and became a member so that he could wait for my mother in Heaven. For my mother, still sound and healthy, is a Christian, she is bound to go to Heaven eventually. So it was wise of my father to become a member in the last minute. Otherwise they would be separated in future.

My survey shows that almost all the people, including me, want to go to Heaven, if they are to make a choice between Heaven and Hell. Yet about 15 - 25% of at least 5 billion population in the world are not qualified for admittance into Heaven, because they are either non-religious or not of the right religion. To borrow a term from marketing, the lost of 15 - 25% is a big market share to the "Ruler of Heaven".

In order to gain the additional market, the "Ruler" altered the policy that has been in effect for thousands of years, and worked out a new marketing plan. 150 years ago He sent his messengers Sri Ramakrishna (1836 - 1886) and others to India and other places, announcing the message - all religions lead to the same goal. Because religions share the same origin and many common points, they progress towards the same goal, for instance, to urge people to do good deeds. 100 years later other messengers had been sent to different parts of the world again, in order to consolidate the market. In the meantime, they announced the same message to reinforce the marketing plan of the "Ruler" of Heaven. Once the message - all religions leading to the same goal - reaches the destination, the "Ruler" will modulate the qualifications for admittance into Heaven as "Members and qualified persons only". The so-called "qualified persons" refer to the non-religious people with lofty moral virtues and thus qualified for admittance into Heaven. Why so?

Most countries allow foreign entrepreneurs to reside or stay because they will contribute to the welfare of these countries. Similarly, the qualified persons will bring enormous welfare to Heaven, i.e., "positive energies" (see Part Four). Here lies the reason that Heaven also accepts non-members. Through the adjustment of policies, the "Ruler" will take over the whole market in future. Of course, He needs to send more messengers to accomplish the task. When will they come? How will they accomplish the task? Who are the messengers I referred to in the foregoing part? I will leave these questions for future explanations. Oh, I almost forget to tell you who the "Ruler" is. He is the God (or Allah) you are familiar with.

I have to put an end to this part. You may take it for idiotic somniloquy or whatsoever.






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